Category: Reviewish

Mod Spotlight: Nix, A Starfield Companion Who Looks Like a Fuzzy, Scaled Acyloxyl

For anyone coming from reddit: I DID NOT MAKE THIS MOD.

I swore I wasn’t going to add Star Wars stuff to my game, but here we are. Cora, you want a pet? Here you go.

He’s unreasonably cute, and beautifully made. When he runs he kicks up a dust cloud, has 435 carry weight, makes little weird noises at you, and you can keep your other companions. I love him.

Mr.Crozzbow, Thank you

https://creations.bethesda.net/en/starfield/details/7100b1b4-b325-46ee-b4b7-0b6e447568da/Nix___Star_Wars_Merqaal_Companion

More photos after the jump


The Medium: Reviewish

If your idea of horror is cheap jump scares, gratuitous gore, and slimy monsters trying to eat you around every turn, then you will be disappointed in this game. I’m a horror junkie, and, personally, I don’t think that stuff is scary; I think that stuff is just cheap, tacky, lazy writing and boring, overused, tired nonsense.

The horror in this is a slow burn conceptual story element and it’s a fantastic piece of writing. I mean, yeah the monsters are scary-ish (I don’t scare easily) but the story is the true horror element. If there were ever a good game to turn into a limited run TV series, this would be it. The story is about a woman, who, after preparing her recently deceased adoptive father for his funeral, gets a phone call from some guy who tells her he knows what she is (a medium) and that he needs her to come meet him because the light is almost gone, which is just vague enough to be intriguing. That’s all the story I’m going to give you.


Planet Zoo: Reviewish

These are giraffes.

So, I’ve played this for four hours and I’m still in tutorial mode. It’s kind of a LOT of tutorial if you’ve played Planet Coaster, and I have, extensively.

It’s a cute game so far, but if you loved Planet Coaster because of absurdity and rides, this isnt that. There is a lot of information about the animals, a lot of specific decorating, and a lot of personnel management. And, in tutorial two, a whole lot of mandrills escaping. I’m not sure how though. I’ve built a 7 meter tall fence and moved every tree, building, rock or other climbable away from the wall and they just keep getting out. could you not, I’m trying to build a spot for my cute little tapirs!


Modder Spotlight: Niero

I’m going to start off by saying that Niero is, hands down, one of my favourite modders for Fallout 4. His mods are mostly clothing and weaponry, steeped in lore that somehow fit into the wasteland, and stand out at the same time. His work all looks like it was put together by a team of professionals, instead of one solitary person. The models are beautiful, the UV maps are flawless, and the clothing rigging looks natural. The pieces from each outfit mesh fabulously with pieces from other outfits, and I’m usually wearing parts from at least four of these mods, simultaneously. Also, almost all of these items come with unique mods and/or headlamps which cast shadows.

I think one of my favourite things about the Niero mods is that all of them come with a couple colours, but he provides, for free, 4K skin packs on his Gumroad page or his Patreon. Providing them on an external site speeds up your downloads too!

Niero mods never clash with any other mods I’m using, and they seem to be happy anywhere in my load order. I don’t even test new ones anymore, because I’m comfortable dumping a new Niero mod into an existing play through without worrying about breaking my save. I can’t not use Niero mods in my play throughs.

My one single only tiny iiitty bitty gripe is that Niero needs to use more purple. I’m very sad there is no purple of any sort in the Stridgudae gear. I need me some purple. But I kinda want everything everywhere to be purple all the time. Perhaps the lack of purple is good for me.

This is going to be long. Strap in.


Children of Ug-Qualtoth

Children of UG-Qualtoth

This mod…

I grew up on horror. I was reading Stephen King at 11. I can watch gore horror like SAW and Hostel without even being remotely phased. Pennywise is kinda cute. I have zombie “nightmares” where literally everyone else on the planet is dead, aside from myself and handful of people and I love them. I have fallen asleep during hour 3 of the 6 hour Shining miniseries, woken up when Jack is stalking the house, covered in blood and insane, trying to kill Danny, and fallen asleep again in the middle of it. Point is, I don’t scare easily. I have considered that there might be something pathologically wrong with me.


Reviewish: BUNNY PROGRAMMING

Oh m’ goodness. Google. Thank you. 3am cuteness to amuse this insomniac. Bunny cuteness

It’s not really a game, but an Object Oriented Programming tutorial disguised as a very cute, if somewhat off-seasonally-Easterish, bunny game. Basically it uses four extremely basic  commands – forward, left turn, right turn, simple/nested loops – in a visual block-placing format to steer a super cute boxy Bunny around a track to nom carrots. If you’re a programmer, it will take you all of five minutes to complete the whole thing, but but if you’re little, it could probably amuse you for a decent amount of time.


DotA 7.00 Update: Reviewish

Dota 7.00 Update

I’m not entirely sure how I feel about this update.

I’m not going to do a rundown of all the new features and things, because everyone will do that, and you can read it all here.


Sigils of Elohim: Reviewish

I just gave Sigils of Elohim a go. Sorry, I don’t have a graphic for it it, but it doesn’t have a website, and I don’t like cheesy screenshots.

I finished the game, while watching TV, in 76 minutes. I liked the overall look and feel of it. I’m a sucker for grungy stuff. The bright colours on the brushed metal are appealing. The brushed metal was pretty. The puzzles were entertaining, and the controls were simple. If you play The Taltos Principle, every few games or so, you get some codes for free stuff.


Citalis: Reviewish

This game was cute,


The Witcher: Reviewish

I’ve started playing the enhanced edition of The Witcher.  Honestly, I’m not sure it’s going to be my thing.

There are WAY too many cut-scenes; the start of the game was like half an hour!  They are too frequent and too long.  If I want to watch a movie, I’d watch a movie.  I’m playing a game, because I want to actually play.


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