So, apparently, to be successful as a streamer, I need to have a website. Writing the first post in a blog is always awkward. Especially when I don’t have anything particularly interesting to say.

I’m less than a month into streaming, so, aside from meeting some pretty cool people, and a few oddballs who want to see me touch my shoulders, not much has really happened. I have discovered that I’m not just bad at Dota, I’m a noob the size of the sun. I learned how to play DotA totally incorrectly. I can’t last hit. I auto attack. I flail if anyone comes near me. My battle cry is “RUN AWAYYYYY!” I have so much to learn. I mean. I R DotA PRO! WATCH ME PLS!

I believe that this was sufficiently awkward, no?