{"id":214,"date":"2016-10-14T14:26:56","date_gmt":"2016-10-14T21:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/?p=214"},"modified":"2020-07-08T17:53:31","modified_gmt":"2020-07-09T00:53:31","slug":"bastion-reviewish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/bastion-reviewish\/","title":{"rendered":"Bastion: Reviewish"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Bastion_Boxart.jpg\" alt=\"Bastion Game Art\" class=\"wp-image-147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Bastion_Boxart.jpg 300w, https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Bastion_Boxart-200x239.jpg 200w, https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Bastion_Boxart-251x300.jpg 251w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\n\nMy goodness! It&#8217;s a really cute little game! I like how the narrator speaks, depending on what you do, or at least it seems that way. Maybe the speech could just be map position triggered? Either way, its a nice touch. The artwork is lovely, and has the charm of old spritey-ness, without the tedious 4-different-views only of old sprites.\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s a really cute little game, on the surface it is at least. Its hard! I died so many times in the first hour while trying to figure out controls, and figure out exactly wtf was going on. the little blue-black, inverted water droplets are adorable! I didn&#8217;t realise immediately that they were baddies. Nor did I realise that the shard things were good for you. Still not 100% sure what they ultimately do. The &#8220;Kid falls to his death&#8230;just kidding&#8221; stuff is made of lolz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>7\/10 It&#8217;s definitely a good little game. I like it a lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Part of a series in which I make lazy, half-assed reviews of games.  Other Reviewishes:<br> <br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/bastion-reviewish\/\">Bastion<\/a><br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/citalis-reviewish\/\">Citalis<\/a>  <br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/reviewish-bunny-programming\/\">Bunny Programming<\/a><br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/diablo-iii-reviewish\/\">Diablo III<\/a><br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/pftwl-fallout-4-reviewish-ongoing-series\/\">Fallout 4<\/a> (old)<br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/planet-zoo-reviewish\/\">PlanetZoo<\/a><br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/sigils-of-elohim-reviewish\/\">Sigils of Elohim<\/a><br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/torchlight-ii-reviewish\/\">Torchlight <\/a><br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/this-war-of-mine-reviewish\/\">This War of Mine<\/a><br><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/the-witcher-reviewish\/\">The Witcher <\/a><br><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My goodness! It&#8217;s a really cute little game! I like how the narrator speaks, depending on what you do, or at least it seems that way. Maybe the speech could just be map position triggered? Either way, its a nice touch. The artwork is lovely, and has the charm of old spritey-ness, without the tedious&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more navbutton\"><a href=\"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/bastion-reviewish\/\">Read more<i class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,5,9],"tags":[18,16],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gaming","category-nerd-stuff","category-reviewish","tag-bastion","tag-rpg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":644,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions\/644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}