{"id":192,"date":"2015-10-01T21:03:33","date_gmt":"2015-10-02T04:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/?p=192"},"modified":"2024-02-13T20:27:19","modified_gmt":"2024-02-14T04:27:19","slug":"hi-or-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/hi-or-something\/","title":{"rendered":"Hi, or something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently, to be successful as a streamer, I need to have a website. Writing the first post in a blog is always awkward. Especially when I don&#8217;t have anything particularly interesting to say.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m less than a month into streaming, so, aside from meeting some pretty cool people, and a few oddballs who want to see me touch my shoulders, not much has really happened. I have discovered that I&#8217;m not just bad at Dota, I&#8217;m a noob the size of the sun. I learned how to play DotA totally incorrectly. I can&#8217;t last hit. I auto attack. I flail if anyone comes near me. My battle cry is &#8220;RUN AWAYYYYY!&#8221; I have so much to learn. I mean. I R DotA PRO! WATCH ME PLS!<\/p>\n<p>I believe that this was sufficiently awkward, no?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently, to be successful as a streamer, I need to have a website. Writing the first post in a blog is always awkward. Especially when I don&#8217;t have anything particularly interesting to say. I&#8217;m less than a month into streaming, so, aside from meeting some pretty cool people, and a few oddballs who want&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more navbutton\"><a href=\"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/hi-or-something\/\">Read more<i class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[57],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nerd-stuff","tag-offtopic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":193,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions\/193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalgraffiti.ca\/twitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}