Covid-19 Drinking Game
Play it online. Play it with cohabitants. Play it alone. Because sometimes dark humor and alcohol are helpful.*
TV / GAMING / MOVIES
(unrelated to Covid-19, medical dramas, or apocalypse scenarios, because we would get way too drunk)
- People shake hands
- People wearing face masks/makeshift face masks
- Someone uses hand sanitizer
- Hazmat gear appears
- Toilet paper appears
- Anytime anyone asks for toilet paper
- Someone tells someone to go/stay home
- People are on public transport, like airplanes, buses, trains, subways, etc.
- Someone touches their/someone else’s face
- Someone is a hypochondriac
- Someone fakes being sick
- Someone hoards anything
- Someone avoids social situations
- Someone is woefully unprepared for something important
- Someone exhibits any of the symptoms of Covid-19
- Someone says:
- “Stay away from me!”
- “I’m not sick” (and they clearly are)
- “It’s just a cold; I’ll be fine”
- “I can do whatever I want”
- “Wash your hands!”
- pandemic, epidemic, end of the world, or apocalypse
SOCIAL MEDIA
- Super cool cgi rendering of the virus (two if it's rotating)
- 'Rona
- Quarantini!!!
- Bra mask??
- “My regular lifestyle IS quarantine”
- "Blame millennials for spreading Coronavirus!!!"
- Millennials get defensive and blame Gen Z
- Gamers bragging that this is what they were meant for
- Idiotic Covid conspiracy theory
- Corona Beer references
- #CoronaVirusHashtags
- When a government officials say something stupid about Covid-19 *CoughTrumpCough*
- Fake remedies (like blowing hot air in your face)
- Someone says “hunker down” or equivalent
- Someone is whining about staying inside
- Posts about people who ignore recommendations to distance
- People posting photos of pets to keep people happy.
- When you see something that you assume is related to coronavirus, but isn’t
AROUND THE HOUSE
- If you manage to get a delivery date for for groceries
- You look up Covid statistics EX:
JHU map,
NL map,
UK map,
accuweather map,
Canada self-reporting map
, etc
- You catch yourself mentally preparing for the zombie apocalypse
- You eat something from a can
- Your idiot neighbour has a friends over/house party
- You or our cohabitant sneezes/coughs/sniffs from hayfever or something else that ISN'T Covid-19
- You hear someone outside cough/sneeze
- When you feel the urge to do one of the projects that are posted online to keep kids entertained
OUT AND ABOUT
- DON'T DRINK. GO HOME
- DON'T DRINK. GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE
- DON'T DRINK. GO THE FUCK HOME
- DON'T DRINK. STOP BEING AN ARROGANT JERK AND GO HOME
- STAY IN YOUR HOUSE
- BE SAFE IF YOU’RE AN ESSENTIAL WORKER